Tuesday, January 31, 2006

 

Bush Doesn't Like Young People...

And he's going to tell us.
Make sure to watch the SOTU at 5pm.

http://www.c-span.org/


Drinks Every time Bush says....
“The state of our union is strong…” (or some version of this)
troops
Iraq
Iran
terror (however it’s pronounced) "terrorism," "terrorist," "war on terror" or "Terror Dome"
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (+1 if he pronounces it correctly)
Saddam Hussein or Saddam
democracy
"elections" 3 or more times within one minute, when referring to the Iraqi or Palestinian elections
Freedom
protect
(as in "protect America," "protect the lives of Americans" or "protect our right to eavesdrop on the phone calls of any American")
Homeland
"Jack Abramoff" or any reference to the congressional corruption scandals or congressional "ethics" one sip of the drink belonging to the person next to you
"Hard work"
"Bring it on" Arm-wrestle the person next to you; loser drinks
“nukular”
bipartisan or bipartisanship (+1 if followed by giggle or chuckle)
“foreign oil” within 5 seconds of “Alaska(n)”
Medicare wait a really long time to get a drink you really need
education +1 if mispronounced)
environment
"border security"
"illegal immigration"
God (or any euphemism for God)
"fiscal discipline" laugh out loud, then drink
"tax burden" "tax reform," "tax credits" or "tax relief,"
"Don't mess with Texas!" Locate the nearest Texan; mess with him/her; then drink

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